Reborn again

One day, to my dismay I am not able to login back to my eHarmony Profile. The first thing I thought was shit SCAM which proves to be true. The next thing is I asked Mr Honest to check my profile.

Me : I can't login anymore. Can you see my profile?

Honest: Wow, you've turned into a Russian Blonde.

Me : What the fish! Please message her and tell her I am on to her and I will ask the admin to ban her.

Honest: Ok.

Later....

Me: Did you message the Russian Blonde?

Honest : Yeah.

Me: Did you give her a piece of my mind?

Honest: She has nice tits....

Me: Show me her picture.

What kind of scammer put a blonde on an Asian account?

I had a go at eHarmony and the only thing they can do is close down this account and let you open a new one but...here's the catch

• You have to use a new email ID as the eHarmony ID is tagged to your email.
• You will lost all previous matches. The admins are not very bothered by it. They will be matched back if your profile and theirs is the same though not necessarily in the same order as they were matched previously. Very good way to test the destiny and fate thing. But if you are kiasu, once you are comfortable, exchange some form of  alternative communication method as back up.
• Seeing as you do need to set up your profile again, you can set it in a different way. I certainly answered some question differently base on my limited experience prior to hack but I am matched back with almost everyone that was matched previously. I almost want to set up a male profile just to see what the competition is doing. Almost...

Once your profile is set, they will transfer the remaining term over to new account and you are good to go.

Do you also know that eHarmony is featured in the The Secret Life of Walter Mitty? The support guy in the movie was much more helpful than the one I got. Probably because

1. I am in Koala Land and not US
2. I am not Walter.
3. I am not in a movie

Then I met the Russian....